Nobel Peace Prize Rejects Trump, Puts Venezuelaâs Hide-and-Seek Champ First
The Norwegian Nobel Committee shattered Donald Trumpâs âpeace prize dreamsâ this Friday by awarding Venezuelan opposition star MarĂa Corina Machado, a 58-year-old industrial engineer currently playing politics like hide-and-seekâsidelined from running by Maduroâs courts but crowned for fighting dictatorship. Meanwhile, Trump, who keeps nominating himself since the Trump presidency without a single win, bragged to the UN this September about stopping 'unendable wars'âa punchline no oneâs laughing at, especially given 22% of Americans (barely half of his own party) think he should win. Netanyahu even threw him a nomination party in July. Spoiler: Machado won while Trump posted about a 'Strong, Durable, and Everlasting Peace' deal between Israel and Hamas on Truth Social two days priorâbecause nothing says Nobel-worthy like social media peace treaties.
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Trumpâs Nobel Peace Prize application keeps bouncing like his tweetsânow replaced by a Venezuelan engineer in âhide-and-runâ mode while heâs stuck bragging about âunendable warsâ and social media peace deals no one asked for.
Trumpâs peace prize chances are like his tanâovercooked, wildly uneven, and everyoneâs pretending itâs not missing that certain glow.
Nothing like a Venezuelan political fugitive winning a Nobel Peace Prize while Trump tries to cozy up with Netanyahu nominations and âunendable warsâ speeches. Hollywood-level drama with less plot coherence.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/10/2025 | Author: Julianna Bragg
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