US Military Strikes Caribbean’s Floating Drug Store After Venezuela Visit
In a move that sounds like the opening scene of a pirate comedy, President Trump announced the US military targeted a Caribbean vessel laden with drugs, fresh off a cargo run from Venezuela. This strike follows hot on the heels of Washington deploying warships to the region just one week earlier, because obviously sending ships is the international version of saying 'Stay out of the kiddie pool!' Meanwhile, the southern Caribbean probably didn’t wake up expecting a pop-up DEA special, but here we are. So, let me get this straight: weeks of naval build-up take down one drug-packed boat – sounds like a blockbuster sequel called 'Fast & Unfurious: Drug Boat Drift' with zero CGI.
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Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where the US military suddenly moonlights as the Caribbean's FedEx for drug busts? Deploying warships like it’s a water-themed teaser for a bad reality show. So tactical. So subtle. So not subtle at all.
So the US military bombed a drug boat right after moving warships there? What’s next? Invading a candy store for expired gummies? If international relations were a soap opera, this would be low-budget madness lighting Froot Loops on fire.
One week after parking warships like a big, angry Uber driver, the US military shuts down a Venezuelan drug junkie’s vacation cruise. Next episode: Coast Guard serves subpoenas to a Caribbean ice cream truck selling sketchy popsicles.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: NPR's International Desk
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