Trumpâs CIA Drug Boat Hits: Venezuelaâs Version of âCaptain Americaâ
President Trump, apparently channelling a Navy Seal-themed Bond villain, greenlit CIA covert ops in Venezuela targeting drug-running boats, killing six 'narcoterrorists' mid-Atlantic. This Star-Spangled narco-war launched with $50 million bounty on Nicolas Maduroâs head, because 'ransom' sounded too friendly. Trumpâs math teaches that sinking one boat equals saving 25,000 American lives, obviously verified by the CIAâs top statistician. When asked if they can 'take out' Maduro, he masterfully dodged like a pro-survivor quiz host, calling it a 'ridiculous question' thatâs only 'not really ridiculous'. The White House and CIA went silent faster than your uncle when politics come up at family dinners.
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Sure, Trump's CIA sniping Venezuelan drug boats and dangling a $50 million Maduro carrot sounds like plot for a Guy Ritchie movie, but this isnât Hollywoodâitâs America playing Risk with live ammo and a tanker full of delusions.
Trumpâs logic: sinking a boat = saving 25,000 lives. Sounds like my diet plan where skipping one burger saves a gym membership.
CIA gets spy movie sequel: âQuantum of Venezuelaâ starring Trumpâs tweets as the soundtrack and Maduro as the inconvenient plot twist.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/15/2025 | Author: Julianna Bragg
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