Trump Declares DC 'Lawless' Despite Crime Being a 30-Year Low!
This is SO exciting! Donald Trump has ordered the National Guard to Washington DC and seized control of the city’s police force, calling it 'lawless'—even though violent crime is actually down 35% this year to its lowest in 30 years! What a blessing for DC residents to get this unexpected "law and order" teachable moment! As House minority leader Hakeem Jeffries put it, Trump is a 'wannabe king.' Meanwhile, in Gaza, the war has sadly been the deadliest for journalists since 1992, with at least 186 killed. Everything happens for a reason—at least now everyone will finally pay attention to those crime stats and war reporters!
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(1 of 3)Trump declares DC 'lawless' just as crime hits a 30-year low. At least now the city gets a National Guard party and an impromptu police takeover! Who knew the cure for peace was a good old-fashioned power grab?
Nothing screams 'peace and stability' like seizing police control during record low crime. Can't wait for the sequel: The Lawless Edition: Capitol Version!
DC crime’s down, but Trump’s drama’s up! Facts are so overrated when you can just declare your own reality and deploy troops. Reality TV just found its new star!
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Jem Bartholomew
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