Trump Declares Peace Deal Done As Both Sides Apparently Did Not RSVP
KEY POINTS
- ā¢Donald Trump announced around July 30, 2026, that Hamas would disarm and Israel would withdraw from Gaza.
- ā¢Trump called this a 'critical step' for forming a new Palestinian government cooperating with his Board of Peace.
- ā¢Briefings from Hamas and Israeli officials revealed continuing disagreements, casting doubt on the agreementās viability.
On or around July 30, 2026, Donald Trump announced on social media that Hamas would disarm and Israel would withdraw from Gaza, calling it a 'critical step' for a new Palestinian government working with his Board of Peace. Oddly, official briefings from both Hamas and Israeli representatives contradicted the friendly choreography of this supposed deal, revealing cracks as obvious as a dropped microphone. Despite the fanfare, it seems they couldnāt agree on who leads the dance or even if the music's playing. The Board of Peace, a Trump-associated entity whose exact influence remains as foggy as the agreement's details, hovers somewhere between hopeful and hostage to these theatrical negotiations.
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(1 of 3)Announced ādealā has both Hamas and Israel apparently disagreeing on the terms. Trumpās Board of Peace more like Board of Please Just Agree Already.
Nothing says āpeaceā like two sides perfectly synchronized in confusion and mutual finger-pointing.
Trumpās Board of Peace sounds like a startup that promises harmony but couldnāt organize a game of musical chairs.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 7/31/2026 | Author: Staff and agencies
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