US Outsources Jail Drama: Tren de Aragua Season 1, El Salvador Edition
In a move that definitely screams 'problem solved' if your solution involves international hide and seek, the U.S. administration deported alleged members of the Venezuelan crime gang Tren de Aragua to a notorious Salvadoran prison. Why? Because apparently American courts can’t order their freedom once they’re chilling in El Salvador’s worst jail. It’s like dodging legal subpoenas by changing zip codes, but on a geopolitical scale. The gang, infamous enough to be named after a Venezuelan railway (because nothing says crime boss like a train), found themselves starring in an outsourcing of justice that could make even Kafka say 'Whoa.'
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Turning criminal court drama into a game of international prisoner hopscotch: deporting gang members to dodge US court orders is like handing your parking ticket to your neighbor and hoping it gets lost in the mail.
When you can’t win in court, just ship your problems to El Salvador’s prison system. It’s the diplomatic equivalent of sending your noisy neighbor to live with your other in-laws.
US courts said 'You can’t free them here,' so logistics said 'Hold my deportation papers.' Who knew justice had an express delivery option?
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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