Trump’s Troop Tango: Alameda Ghost Deployment Cancelled!

In a twist worthy of a reality show cliffhanger, Mayor Daniel Lurie chatted with former President Donald Trump himself as the Bay Area braced for an epic federal troop drop-off that never happened. The big scoop? Over 100 Customs and Border Protection agents were slated for deployment to a US Coast Guard base tucked neatly in Alameda, conveniently across the bay from San Francisco. Overnight, protesters swarmed streets like it was a surprise Pixar sequel premiere. Date check: October 22, 2025 was the alleged touchdown, but oh no, plans collapsed faster than a dollar-store folding chair after California leaders unleashed fury over the plot. Bet those agents never even unpacked their federal swag bags!

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Sending 100+ federal agents to Alameda to hype a ghost troop show? San Francisco protests RSVP’d faster than a new TikTok trend. Spoiler: The only deployment here is Trump’s plans—straight into cancellation.

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If planning a neural network of protest points was an Olympic sport, San Francisco just took gold while Trump’s troop deployment took an L so hard it’s still echoing in Alameda.

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Trump’s plan to air-drop federal agents into Alameda backfired so hard it’s as if they tried to storm into a vegan café with orders for meat lovers’ pizza. Spoiler: no one’s eating that.

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