Trump Wants a Census That’s Basically a VIP Guest List
Donald Trump is pushing for a "new" census that purposefully excludes people in the U.S. without legal status, trying to rewrite the rules where the 14th Amendment demands counting the 'whole number of persons in each state.' It’s like saying, 'Tell me you’re ignoring constitutional duty without telling me you’re ignoring constitutional duty.' Because nothing screams objective data like selective headcounts — this is giving big ‘old white man in suit rewriting history’ energy.
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Trump wants a new census that excludes undocumented folks — aka, “let’s count only the people who make establishment suits uncomfortable.” The 14th Amendment says ‘whole number,’ he hears ‘eligible buyers club’ vibes. Guess constitutional math isn’t MBA-approved.
So the census just got a Trump remix: now featuring 'Exclude Undocumented' beats. The 14th Amendment wants all people, but Trader Trump says 'no guests without a golden ticket.' Late-stage capitalism meets selective counting!
Imagine a census where you only count the people who look good on an old CFO’s spreadsheet. Congratulations, you just invented America’s newest reality show: 'The Census Exclusion Games.' Spoiler: constitutional literacy gets voted off early.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Hansi Lo Wang
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