Trump Sacks Microsoftâs Lisa Monaco Via Truth Social, Naturally
On an absolutely typical Friday, September 2025, President Donald Trump declared from the majestic heights of Truth Social that Microsoft should 'immediately terminate' Lisa Monaco, their president of global affairs. Monaco, a seasoned White House veteran who served under Obama and Biden â you know, minor actors in the political drama â apparently failed the Trump litmus test. Microsoft responded with the corporate classic: total silence, the auditory equivalent of a plot twist. The whole event feels less like a corporate reckoning and more like a Saturday night Twitter meltdown, starring a former president and a stand-still tech giant. This story is evolving faster than Microsoft's quarterly earnings call.
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Trumpâs job advice to Microsoft: fire a top exec by shouting on Truth Social. Hollywoodâs called, they want their reality TV back.
Microsoft didn't reply, probably too busy updating their legal departmentâs resume after Trump's unsolicited CEO audition on Truth Social.
Lisa Monaco worked for Obama and Biden, but Trump's firing order came with zero contextâclassic plot twist from the executive branch sitcom.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/26/2025 | Author: Sarah Gray
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