Trump Boys Beg Daddy To Keep Homeless Man Pet, No Collar Included
On a totally normal Tuesday in Washington, the Trump siblingsāyes, Eric and apparently some of his brothersāhad a groundbreaking American moment begging their father to keep a 'fuzzy buddy' found while wandering White House halls. The desperate plea, 'Please, Daddy, please can we keep our fuzzy buddy?' was reportedly made mid-sneak attempt into the most exclusive residence in the nation. No leash or adoption papers needed, just pure presidential affection for what basically sounds like a live-action Where's Waldo-meets-Beverly Hills problem. Billion-dollar trust fund or not, the boys' pet dreams are touching the fibers of bizarre insider pet policies, minus pet food budget fidelity.
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When the Trump boys want a homeless man as a pet, itās less about compassion, more like a reality show spin-off called 'Keeping Up With The Displaced.' Who needs puppies when you can āfetchā a soul patch instead?
Eric Trump out here auditioning to be the nationās worst pet parent by turning homeless advocacy into an oddly weird pet project.
Forget service dogsāTrump kids want the 2020 spirit animal nobody asked for but definitely deserve: a homeless dude lost in political Walkerville.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/5/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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