Trump Fumed: Where Are The Lederhosen, Tiny Hats?
At Monday's Oval Office meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, President Donald Trump expressed his displeasure because, in his words, 'not a single one of them had arrived in lederhosen and a tiny feathered hat.' Clearly offended by what he perceived as a dress code faux pas from European leaders, Trump deemed their lack of traditional Bavarian attire as 'rude.' This colorful demand adds an unexpected layer of sartorial expectations to diplomatic protocol in Washington, blending fashion with foreign policy in what might be a first for the White House.
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When the highlight of a geopolitical summit is Trump throwing shade over lederhosen, you know diplomacy’s entered a whole new runway of weird. Feathered hats, anyone?
Forget nuclear talks, the real crisis is the lederhosen deficit at the Oval Office. Who knew diplomacy required Oktoberfest chic?
Trump's protocol checklist: handshake, cultural respect, tiny feathered hat. Someone call the fashion cops! #DiplomaticDressCode
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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