Trump Hosts Zelenskyy While Crime Troops File In
In a thrilling chapter of the political sitcom, President Trump hosts Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy at the White House today. Meanwhile, in a subplot straight out of an overzealous cop show, more National Guard troops waltz into Washington, D.C., joining the crime crackdown party. True to the narrative, the article notes how 'more National Guard troops head to Washington, D.C. for the president's crime crackdown,' raising eyebrows about what kind of crime TV script this might inspire next.
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Nothing says 'serious diplomacy' like throwing a National Guard partyāand not the fun kindāright as you host Ukraineās president. Weāre all just extra security escorts in this political reality show, arenāt we?
Hosting Zelenskyy while sending more Guards troops to patrol DC? It's like inviting your boss for tea and installing metal detectors in your kitchen.
Apparently the latest crime crackdown involves impressing foreign leaders with a side of military parade. Political multitasking: confusing and exhausting for everyone involved.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: Brittney Melton
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