Trump Debates Selling Ukraine Missiles, Putin Threatens World War 5.0
On September 26, 2025, President Trump spent 30 thrilling minutes on the phone with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky discussing gifting Kyiv some shiny new Tomahawk long-range missiles—because who needs diplomacy when you have 1,000-pound cruise missiles? Zelensky congratulated Trump on the Gaza peace deal like they were in a 2025 U.N. Hall of Fame, suggesting if that war ended, Putin’s war might also clock out early. Trump is now 'sort of' decided on missile sales to NATO countries supplying Ukraine, but pending detailed intel on missile usage (spy drama vibes). Meanwhile, Putin called the Tomahawk gift 'qualitatively new,' which loosely translates to 'Holy nuclear escalation, Batman!' Coming soon: Zelensky's A-team visiting DC to talk sanctions and security — or plot the next missile-themed PowerPoint presentation.
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Nothing screams tough diplomacy like checking if Ukraine plans to really use missiles before selling them and Putin simultaneously claiming Tomahawks equal World War III cheat codes. International relations or a hyperactive Game of Missiles tournament? Stay tuned.
Trump’s ‘sort of decided’ to supply Ukraine with long-range Tomahawks, proving multisyllabic missiles require less commitment than his weekend plans.
Putin calls US missile support a ‘qualitatively new escalation,’ which sounds like someone just invented nuclear-level Jeopardy: Cold War Edition.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/11/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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