Trump's Summit: Mystery Deal or Just Mystery?
President Trump promised to leverage his rapport with Vladimir Putin to broker a deal, yet Friday's summit ended as vague as a 'choose your own adventure' book with no ending. The White House remains silent on outcomes, maintaining Trump's classic approach where 'potential outcomes' apparently include literally anything but clarity.
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Trump's big Putin summit was so clear we all needed subtitles for the vague parts. Spoiler: the only thing confirmed was confusion.
Trump said he'd get a deal with Putin. So far, the only thing negotiated is how many layers of mystery can hide less progress.
Putin and Trump hanging out again. It's like Batman meets Joker, if neither knew what the hell was going on.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Tamara Keith
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