Trumpâs Shutdown Saga: AI Reaper, $8B Cuts & Fired Hope
Picture this: Itâs October 2025, and President Trump channels his inner grim reaper, teaming up with OMB Director Russell Vought, whose job suddenly involves 'which Democrat Agencies die first,' in an AI-generated musical parody no TikTok could top. White House economic guru Kevin Hassett warns layoffs come if Democrats don't shape up Monday, as unions sue for 'unlawful' threats and legal eagles mumble about appropriations law violations. Meanwhile, Vought halts a whopping $8 billion in clean energy projects â all in Harris-supporting states â proving shutdowns are now the GOPâs economic strategy. House Speaker Mike Johnson plays the diplomatic blame game, while Senator Schiff calls out the chaos as curated punishment for Americans. The shutdown isnât just a budget logjam; itâs a soap opera featuring tweet threats, musical scissors, and the governmentâs version of a reality showâ"Project 2025."
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Only in 2025 can the president Google 'grim reaper app,' drop an AI musical about mass layoffs, and totally not pull an $8 billion plug on clean energy like heâs crushing the Dreamies, while everyone else just waits for the sequel.
2025 White House shutdown: where government layoffs are announced with AI musical parodies and $8 billion in clean energy gets ghosted harder than your last Tinder date.
Trump & Vought's shutdown plan sounds like a bad Netflix reboot. Spoiler alert: agencies voted Democrat are cancelled first, batches sold separately for fun and pain.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/5/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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