Miami Organ Group's Fail Fest: Trumpās Paperwork Purge
On a Thursday no less auspicious, the Trump administration slammed the gavel down on a Miami organ donation group, branding it 'failing' like a bad Netflix reboot. Reasons? Underperformance that could rival a sloth on a treadmill, unsafe practices likely causing more harm than helpful (because who needs safe organ handling anyway?), and a paperwork disaster that made college thesis submissions look organized. This 'performance' apparently pushed the group to the chopping block faster than Miamiās famous Cuban sandwiches disappear at lunch. No dollar amounts or CEOs named, but the vibes screamed bureaucratic shutdown with all the subtlety of a flamingo in a goth club.
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Miamiās organ donation group got the Trump administrationās thumbs down for failing, unsafe antics, and paperwork chaos ā because apparently saving lives isnāt a task for amateurs with messy desks.
When paperwork kills more than red tape, you know the Miami organ group was in troubleāguess the only thing they donated was bureaucratic nightmares.
Miami organ group called 'failing' by Trump team; someone clearly didnāt get the memo that organ donation isnāt a group project gone wrong.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Associated Press
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