GSA Scrambles To House ICE: Office Space or Raid HQ?
In a dazzling display of bureaucratic agility, the General Services Administration (GSA) is now frantically leasing offices nationwide to accommodate an unexpected spike in immigration enforcement officers spreading out for raids. No word on budgets, but one can imagine the coffee budget's doubling just for the agents moonlighting as real estate agents. The raids' details are limited, but the rush hints that empty office space suddenly became America’s hottest club for armored chairs and subpoena stacks. Obviously, chairs designed for confinement are less comfy — but hey, at least the paperwork will have a penthouse view.
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(1 of 3)When the GSA starts leasing space faster than you can say 'deportation,' you know raids are less about law enforcement and more about desperate office party planning.
Turns out the biggest raid isn’t on immigrants, it’s on the GSA’s sanity and real estate arm, shooting for ‘best office party’ with locked doors.
GSA’s leasing spree proves raids need actual headquarters — because you can’t round people up if you’re hunting for a conference room first.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Jenna McLaughlin
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