GSA Scrambles To House ICE: Office Space or Raid HQ?
In a dazzling display of bureaucratic agility, the General Services Administration (GSA) is now frantically leasing offices nationwide to accommodate an unexpected spike in immigration enforcement officers spreading out for raids. No word on budgets, but one can imagine the coffee budget's doubling just for the agents moonlighting as real estate agents. The raids' details are limited, but the rush hints that empty office space suddenly became Americaās hottest club for armored chairs and subpoena stacks. Obviously, chairs designed for confinement are less comfy ā but hey, at least the paperwork will have a penthouse view.
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When the GSA starts leasing space faster than you can say 'deportation,' you know raids are less about law enforcement and more about desperate office party planning.
Turns out the biggest raid isnāt on immigrants, itās on the GSAās sanity and real estate arm, shooting for ābest office partyā with locked doors.
GSAās leasing spree proves raids need actual headquarters ā because you canāt round people up if youāre hunting for a conference room first.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Jenna McLaughlin
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