Harvard Wins Legal Fight, White House Declares 'Not Happy, Will Sue'
In a courtroom saga seemingly scripted by the Harvard Lampoon, the Ivy League giant snagged a legal win that has the Biden White House sharpening their appeal claws. While professors sip their ethically sourced caffeine, Washington throws yet another lawsuit tantrum, promising to take the legal party to the next level. No dates, dollar sums, or courtroom theatrics were leaked yet, but you can bet White House lawyers are drafting their appeal like it's Netflix's next hit drama: 'Lawyers: Ready to Request a Do-Over.' Harvardâs smug smile could be silhouetted against Cambridgeâs autumn, basking in the light of victory for now â but this sequelâs coming soon to a courthouse near you.
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Harvard bagged a legal W, White House hit pause then said 'Nah, weâll see YOU in court again.' Because nothing says âWe value justiceâ like endless appeals and reruns of Law & Order: Political Edition.
Harvard flexed its legal muscles, and Biden popped popcorn for the appeal sequel that no one asked for but everyoneâs going to watch.
White House legal team: 'We lost? Plot twist: Appeal! Because admitting defeat is for mortals, not bureaucrats.'
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: Sequoia Carrillo
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