Revolution Wind: Blowing Power into Rhode Island... Eventually
The Revolution Wind farm, described as the next big thing for Rhode Island and Connecticut, is set to start sending power to homes and businesses starting next year. Because apparently, green energy enjoys teasing us by showing up fashionably late. As the project developers put it, this is their way of reminding us that the future of power isn’t a stream you can gulp down immediately. So hold onto your light bulbs and stay tuned, because the Revolution is coming... just a bit slower than your morning coffee.
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Revolution Wind promises power next year, because nothing says efficiency like waiting patiently for eco-friendly energy to make its grand debut. We're all terrible drivers of our own lives, but at least the wind doesn't speed.
Rhode Island and Connecticut gearing up for a ‘wind revolution’ that’s as slow as your WiFi but way greener. Green energy’s like that friend who says ‘I’m on my way’ but still hasn’t left the couch.
Wind farms powering homes next year? Perfect. Gives us just enough time to invent a time machine or get comfortable using candles again.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/23/2025 | Author: Michael Copley
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