RFK Jr. Cancels $500M Shots, Won't Stop COVID or Bird Flu
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is ghosting Moderna, Pfizer, and Sanofi's shiny new mRNA vaccines by yanking a cool $500 million, citing them as "fail[ing] to protect effectively." The governmentās tossing aside these "rapid response" contracts to chase "safer, broader vaccine platforms"ābecause apparently vaccines *that donāt stop every sniffle* just won't cut it. Experts are like, duh, 'No vaccine for respiratory viruses... provides durable sterilizing immunity'āso maybe chill on the vaccine gatekeeping? Meanwhile, RFK Jr.'s vaccine overhaul includes firing all 17 CDC advisory committee members and pushing that debunked autism claim remix.
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When your vaccine plan sounds like a Netflix cancelation spree, but it's public health instead of original series. RFK Jr.: "Our mRNA vaccines fail!" Meanwhile, COVID and bird flu practice their stand-up routines in the viral comedy club.
Breaking: RFK Jr. axes vaccine billions because viruses are apparently too rebellious for science. Guess itās safer to pray to the mutation gods now.
Calling all conspiracy theorists: your leader just gave mRNA vaccines the ultimate side-eye and canceled half a billion dollars. Plot twist: viruses not impressed.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Adriel Bettelheim
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