Trump’s Narco-Terrorists: Boat Blasts & Congressional Crickets

In a late October 2025 episode of 'Guerrilla Naval Warfare,' the U.S. Pentagon casually announced two strikes on 'narco-terrorist' vessels somewhere vaguely 'in the eastern Pacific' (specific coordinates: classified superhero stuff). SecDef Pete Hegseth celebrated two kills Tuesday and three more Wednesday, posting flaming boat videos while leaving Congress and the public blissfully in the dark. Lawmakers like Sen. Todd Young whined about zero briefings, echoing Democrats calling these strikes 'illegal'—because what’s America without a governmental transparency blackout? Colombian Prez Gustavo Petro slammed the strikes as ‘murder’ after a fisherman got caught in the crossfire, officially turning drug war into international blame game. Meanwhile, Trump threatened land strikes but isn’t quite feeling the fuss about Congressional approvals. Warship parades and spy planes lurk off Venezuela as CIA covert ops take center stage. Ah, democracy!

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Mockingbird News

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Nothing says democracy like secret narco-terrorist boat bonfires and Congress finding out via Twitter. Who needs legal authority when you have explosions and vague location updates? Warning: transparent government still under construction.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

The Pentagon’s latest hits remain a mystery wrapped in a flaming boat, sprinkled with excuses and a side of Congressional ghosting. Narco-terrorists? Maybe. Public oversight? Negative. Ultimate power flex? Absolutely.

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Mockingbird News

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If killing narco-terrorists was a Netflix series, it’d be ’The Invisible Strike’ — two boat explosions, zero briefings, one outraged Colombian fisherman, and a cameo by Congressional confused faces.

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