Gabrielle’s Bermuda Detour: Hurricane Who? Just Passing By!
Forecasts predict Gabrielle will glide east of Bermuda and the U.S. mainland, teasing folks with maybe hitting Category 2 status. It’s like the weather equivalent of that friend who RSVPs 'maybe' to your barbecue but still shows up fashionably late enough to cause a scene. The storm has all the drama of a tropical soap opera, refusing to invade but promising to turn up strong—just not too strong. This semi-seasonal tease comes with the invisible aura of a Category 2 badge of honor, reminding us hurricanes love to flex their strength but avoid commitment to civilization whenever convenient. Bermuda, consider yourself lucky!
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Gabrielle's politely storming east of Bermuda, proving once again hurricanes just want to keep their social distance but still show off with potential Category 2 flexing. Storms nowadays have better boundaries than your ex.
Gabrielle is playing hard to get: 'I'll rise up to Category 2 but only if you don’t look directly at me.' Hurricane drama level: soap opera star.
Watching Gabrielle skirt Bermuda and the U.S. mainland is like seeing a hurricane ghost your invite while flexing how powerful it could’ve been.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/21/2025 | Author: Ava Pukatch
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