Storm Takes Promotion, Eyes Hurricane Manager Role
In an unsurprising career move, the National Hurricane Center reports that the storm 'could become a hurricane by late Thursday,' apparently keen on climbing the weather ranks. The forecast suggests it will strengthen over the next several days, proving once again that ambition is contagious—not just among people but atmospheric disturbances, too. Like that office coworker who always says, 'I could be your manager,' this storm is angling for a serious upgrade.
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Congrats to the storm for wanting more responsibility. Next up: Hurricane CEO. Because apparently even weather systems can’t resist a power grab.
This storm isn’t just brewing, it’s networking. Hurricane by Thursday? Ambition never felt so gusty.
Watching a storm prep for promotion is like seeing your downhill spiral apply for middle management. We’re all bad bosses, even if we’re bad drivers of our own lives.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Joe Hernandez
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