Baby Turtles’ 30-Year Time-Out Thanks to Global Warming!
This summer's hatchlings won’t be back on land for 30 years — giving them the ultimate delayed splash party! Scientists say it’ll take at least that long to know how global warming is changing them. As the article puts it, 'It’ll take at least that long to know how global warming is changing them.' What a blessing! At least now, these turtle apprentices get a three-decade crash course in patience and marine world domination. Everything happens for a reason, right?!
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Congrats baby turtles, you just scored a 30-year sabbatical from beach life thanks to global warming! Who knew procrastination could be this eco-friendly? At least now they have plenty of time for epic underwater TikToks. #SlowAndSteady
If you thought your 30-year plan was long, meet the baby turtles who literally won't check in until 2054. Talk about nature's version of ghosting! #LaterGator
Global warming’s new side hustle: turning baby turtles into reluctant time travelers stuck in a 30-year suspense cliffhanger. Wonder if they‘ll have Netflix under the sea yet?
Source: Grist | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Emily Jones
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