Capital’s Gourmet Count Drops 10: Still Fancy AF, Apparently
This year, the capital flexed its gourmet muscles by hosting 10 fewer than last year — because nothing says luxury dining like a downgrade in high-end food options. Not enough to scare off foodies, though, as the city’s reputation for tastiness remains untouched, like a rich uncle who ‘accidentally’ leaves you a good inheritance. No exact figures, restaurant names, or Michelin stars disclosed—just a vague number game keeping the city’s culinary crown snug. It’s like early capitalism: cutting some fat but still sniffing your wallet. The capital’s fancy taste buds have zero chill, even if the count took a minor #declinetown detour.
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Tell me you’re a gourmet capital without telling me you just lost 10 spots and still acting like you’re Michelin-level elite. This is giving big ‘barely holding on to foodie street cred’ energy.
Losing 10 gourmet spots and still calling yourself food royalty? That’s the late-stage capitalism version of 'I’m fine, I’m fine' while the buffet runs out of steak.
The capital’s fine dining just booked a hit single called 'Ten Less, Same Swagger,' proving you can drama-queen your way through any downgrade.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 9/26/2025 | Author: Unknown
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