NZ Declares War on Critters, Hopes Tech Hero Saves Rare Birds
New Zealand, famous for birds but not their invading animal guests, has whimsically vowed to exterminate millions of pesky predators threatening these feathered rarities. The bold mission faces a minor hiccup: the necessary technology to do so efficiently is still a twinkle in an engineer's eye. Despite dazzling plans, NZ plans to rely on shiny new tech fantasies rather than tried methods, confirming that 'eradication' now includes capturing dreams alongside critters. Wild predators beware, New Zealand might just deploy a team of scientists and blokes dreaming up something new – if they can invent it before birds start tweeting SOS calls in binary.
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New Zealand’s grand plan to wipe out millions of invasive critters is basically a tech startup pitch: bold, hopeful, and pending a magical gadget that definitely doesn’t exist yet. Innovation meets desperation for a bird-saving fairy tale.
Eradicating millions of invasive animals sounds like a plan until someone admits the tech to do it is still 'under development.' New Zealand’s battle plan looks like waiting for a superhero with a machine gun.
New Zealand wants to delete millions of animals threatening their birds but forgot to write the code for the delete button. Meanwhile, invasive critters are RSVP’ing to the bird BBQ.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Lauren Sommer
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