Paramount Plus: Half-Off Painfully Temporary Escape Pods
September's arrived like a mandatory group project, but Paramount Plus has mercy with a 50% off annual sub deal valid until September 18th. Essential's now 'only' $29.99 instead of $59.99, throwing ads at you like confetti, while Premium's $59.99 (down from a wallet-crush $119.99) spoils you with fewer ads and downloadable content. Sign up fresh or re-up your ex for a yearājust remember the autopay gouges you full price next year. Binge on 'Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' nearly the whole 'Mission Impossible' series minus the latest 'Final Reckoning' sabotage, plus 'Yellowstone,' 'Top Gun: Maverick,' and even the sacred NFL live games. For those Lego snobs, a $7.99 sunflower build distracts from your life choices, while Pixar's 'Up' house can blow $38.49 on looking like childhood nostalgia gone pro. Dash cams powered by solar panels (yes, solar-powered car stalkers) for $109.99, Sony earbuds knocking ears cheaper, and the Motorola Razr folding phones all join the joyride of spending wisely or foolishly this September. Because nothing screams stability like an OLED screen folding into your empty dreams for $600.
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Ah yes, Paramount Plus shoves ads at you half as much for twice the price next yearābecause being gouged gently is way better than naked gouging. Also, kids can watch teenage turtles amid NFL games while you pretend $7.99 Lego sunflowers feed your soul.
Nothing says 'I haven't given up' like solar-powered dash cams spying on your carās every move for $110, because your privacy is priceless but you want to pay less for its violation.
Paramount Premium lets you skip ads except in live TV, because advertisers apparently own your interruptions no matter what you payāa true exercise in selective generosity.
Source: Theverge | Published: 9/13/2025 | Author: Barbara Krasnoff
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