Appleās AI Orgy: ChatGPT, Google Gemini & Siri Still Confused
Apple just bragged about raking in a record $102.5 billion last quarterācash flood seasonāand meanwhile Tim Cook promises Siri will soon have more AI friends like ChatGPT, Google Gemini, plus whispers of Anthropic and Perplexity hookups. Last year, Craig Federighi dropped similar dreams, which have apparently aged like a fine carton of expired milk. The iPhone 17 lineup just launched (featuring the thinnest iPhone Air ever and a Pro-level always-on display for entry-level phones), but AI Siri upgrades remain Lost In Translation until 2026 at least. Apple even hinted at M&A romance to speed things up, while quietly pumping $28.8 billion into services like Apple Arcade and Apple Music ā because whatās richer than your voice assistant who canāt really talk yet?
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Appleās money printer is going brrrr with $102.5B, but Siriās still stuck searching for herself in the AI party. Theyāre inviting ChatGPT, Google Gemini, and even Perplexity, but Siriās like that kid who shows up late and asks āwhatās smart?ā
Appleās AI dream team sounds like a high school group project where no one talks but everyone wants credit. Siri, please stop ghosting the future.
Tim Cook talking M&A to fix Siri is like promising a salad at a BBQ ā sounds nice, but we know itās all about the beef... or billion-dollar gadgets.
Source: Theverge | Published: 10/30/2025 | Author: Emma Roth
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