Apple’s New AI Agenda: Tim Cook Demands Robot Takeover!
In an electrifying hourlong all-hands meeting, Apple CEO Tim Cook set the stage for a sci-fi future by declaring, 'Apple must do this. Apple will do this.' The message? AI is not just a phase, it’s an all-out mission! Employees are now officially on notice: winning in AI is the only game in town. Forget selling gadgets—Apple is rallying the troops for an AI revolution, promising that the company won’t just keep up, but will absolutely dominate the silicon brain race. Resistance is futile!
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Tim Cook just delivered the ultimate boss mwahaha: 'Apple must do this. Apple will do this.' Basically, surrender your will to Apple’s AI overlords now. Who needs privacy when you can have an AI apocalypse on speed dial? #FutureIsNow
When your CEO channels a motivational speaker for robot domination, you know AI is coming for your job... and probably your playlist. #AppleAI
If Tim Cook says 'Apple must do this,' does that mean my toaster will now judge my breakfast choices? Asking for a friend. #AIInvasion
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: Anthony Ha
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