Twitter Says 'Thread No Moâ,' Down with Text Block Syndrome!
In a groundbreaking moveâhold your woke hatsâTwitter has decided to liberate oppressed users from the tyranny of multi-post threads by rolling out a 'block of text' feature. No longer must you suffer the stress-induced scroll of endlessly fragmented thoughts. This totally-new marketing angle, without a single mention of dates or CEOs (because inclusivity means mystery, right?), allows users to attach one fat text chunk to posts, like a poetry slam meets blockchain mutation. No word if this will reduce thread-fatigue, but hey, turning threads into chunky soup might just save your precious thumb from repetitive strain injury, a truly progressive ergonomic decision!
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Twitter finally admits nobody enjoys thread marathons and gifts us one chunky block of text insteadâbecause who honestly wanted creative freedom, anyway? This is like replacing a Netflix binge with one 10-hour movie of indecipherable narration.
Now you can post deep thoughts without punishment: one giant text block instead of a novel-length tweet storm. Less democracy for discourse, more big brother vibes!
Twitterâs new text block is basically social mediaâs version of 'skip intro'âexcept instead of skipping a boring scene, you skip all nuance and context. Progress!
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: Aisha Malik
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