Tensorâs Robocar: Silicon Valleyâs Hands-Free, Brain-Free Driving Experiment
Deep in the mighty tech jungle of San Jose, Tensor launched Earth's first personal 'Robocar,' destined to let you mentally and physically nap while it drives itself through 'approved zones' starting 2026 in Dubai, then a grand tour in Europe and the US by 2027. Weâre talking 37 cameras, 5 lidars, 11 radars, 22 microphones, and a digital brain running on Nvidia GPUs doing 8,000 trillion ops per second! For $TBD, it'll fold away your wheel and pedals faster than a magician's trick, but beware: If it crashes, Tensor takes the rap while teleoperators featherily interveneâlike robot babysitters in a legal gray zone. And best of all, your car won't snitch your data to Big Brother; it guards privacy with a hard drive that zeroes the cloud out!
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Tensorâs Robocar promises full 'mind off, eyes off' rides, folding away controls like a bad Tinder date leaving messesâexcept here, Tensor legally inherits all your wreck debts. Who needs human oversight when your car could ghost responsibility entirely?
Welcome to 2026 where your car wonât just drive itself but also handle your tire rotations while you napâthatâs not laziness, itâs living the Jetsons dream with a 37-camera, 5-lidar NSA setup.
Who needs driver training when Tensorâs Robocar folds pedals and steering away like a Netflix subscription? Just donât ask about liabilityâitâs like playing legal hot potato with your $TBD spaceship.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/31/2025 | Author: Lloyd Lee
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