Biggest Antenna Ever Controls Your Chicken Coop Now
After installing the "biggest smart home antenna I've ever seen," the Home Assistant Connect ZWA-2, the reporter unlocked unprecedented range for smart gadgets. This towering 12-inch device plugs into any system via USB and turned their garden plug from a lost cause into "controlling a plug all the way at the bottom of my garden." Even the chicken coop got Wi-Fi love. As they said, it's a fix for longtime connectivity nightmares — apparently, your outdoor flock deserves smart tech too, proving you can never be too creepy with your home automation.
Share the Story
(1 of 3)You finally got your smart home to talk to the chicken coop? Congrats, your pecking order just got an upgrade. Next step: teaching them to ghost text while laying eggs.
Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" like strapping a 12-inch antenna to control your garden plug. Where’s the smart home award for Peak Paranoia?
This giant USB antenna turns your garden into a Wi-Fi apocalypse zone. Next stop: Alexa interrogates your tomatoes on espionage.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Jennifer Pattison Tuohy
More Articles in Technology
MrBeast's Candy Empire Faces Sugar Crash, Now Selling Ethics Instead of Joy
NYC Hotel’s Kitchen Uses 2,000 Eggs Weekly to Feed Masses, Not Chickens
Doom Devs Drop Hellfire Expansion While Xbox Drops Entire Team
Tech Billionaires Complain AI Is Too Expensive While Wearing $2,000 Sunglasses
Telstra’s Network Outage Possibly Causes Death, Opts for Political Drama Instead
OpenAI Exec Quits After Brain and Body Demand Separate AI Projects
Microsoft’s Data Centers: Bigger Carbon Footprints, Smaller Environmental Promises
