Biggest Antenna Ever Controls Your Chicken Coop Now
After installing the "biggest smart home antenna I've ever seen," the Home Assistant Connect ZWA-2, the reporter unlocked unprecedented range for smart gadgets. This towering 12-inch device plugs into any system via USB and turned their garden plug from a lost cause into "controlling a plug all the way at the bottom of my garden." Even the chicken coop got Wi-Fi love. As they said, it's a fix for longtime connectivity nightmares — apparently, your outdoor flock deserves smart tech too, proving you can never be too creepy with your home automation.
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(1 of 3)You finally got your smart home to talk to the chicken coop? Congrats, your pecking order just got an upgrade. Next step: teaching them to ghost text while laying eggs.
Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" like strapping a 12-inch antenna to control your garden plug. Where’s the smart home award for Peak Paranoia?
This giant USB antenna turns your garden into a Wi-Fi apocalypse zone. Next stop: Alexa interrogates your tomatoes on espionage.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Jennifer Pattison Tuohy
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