Discover Movies You Missed While Pretending To Netflix
Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where finding new movies and shows became rocket science? 'Discover movies and shows you've never seen before.' This headline is the cinematic equivalent of your yeti-priced gym membershipāpromising a transformation but delivering a lotta sweat and confusion. So let me get this straight: instead of scrolling endlessly through Netflix like a sleep-deprived robot, we now have a magical command that reveals unseen gems? Imagine that, a tool for those too busy or too lazy to actually look. It sounds like 'Netflix for people who donāt want Netflix.'
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Discover shows you've never seen? Yeah, because I sure have nothing better to do than rewatch The Office for the 12th time. It's like Netflix finally admitting, 'Oops, we lost your new favorites!'
Finding new shows is supposed to be fun, not a quest for Atlantis. This 'discover movies' feature is like a treasure map made by a pirate who hates pirates.
Imagine a world where discovering new movies is easier than finding socks after laundry day. Oh wait, now it isābrace yourselves, film nerds with attention deficit!
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Scharon Harding
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