Taylor’s Feature Parade: From Colbie to Kendrick, Who’s Next?
Taylor Swift’s upcoming album 'The Life of a Showgirl' is basically a VIP guest list of surprise collaborations—25 artists strong, including Sabrina Carpenter, who joins the ranks alongside Post Malone, Kendrick Lamar, and Phoebe Bridgers. Colbie Caillat reminisces, 'It was so warm and welcoming... like, we were babies then,' recalling their duet on 'Breathe.' Meanwhile, Gary Lightbody marveled at Swift’s speed: 'We actually did that song, wrote it and recorded it in a day.' This isn’t a music album; it’s a Beyoncé-level gathering where everyone’s invited, but somehow cooler.
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(1 of 3)Taylor’s got more collabs than a jazz hands convention, and every one’s dropping features faster than a McDonald’s drive-thru line. Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where her contacts start doubling as VIP passes?
So let me get this straight: Taylor Swift’s album is less a record and more a talent show trophy case. If this was bowling, she’d be striking out with a different B-list celeb every frame.
Watching Swift stack features like a kid collecting rare Pokémon cards—next week, expect a rare holographic ‘Elvis‘ cameo or a Sasquatch verse. Can someone call the FBI, this collab list is suspiciously stacked.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Callie Ahlgrim
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