Taylor’s Feature Parade: From Colbie to Kendrick, Who’s Next?
Taylor Swift’s upcoming album 'The Life of a Showgirl' is basically a VIP guest list of surprise collaborations—25 artists strong, including Sabrina Carpenter, who joins the ranks alongside Post Malone, Kendrick Lamar, and Phoebe Bridgers. Colbie Caillat reminisces, 'It was so warm and welcoming... like, we were babies then,' recalling their duet on 'Breathe.' Meanwhile, Gary Lightbody marveled at Swift’s speed: 'We actually did that song, wrote it and recorded it in a day.' This isn’t a music album; it’s a Beyoncé-level gathering where everyone’s invited, but somehow cooler.
Share the Story
(1 of 3)Taylor’s got more collabs than a jazz hands convention, and every one’s dropping features faster than a McDonald’s drive-thru line. Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where her contacts start doubling as VIP passes?
So let me get this straight: Taylor Swift’s album is less a record and more a talent show trophy case. If this was bowling, she’d be striking out with a different B-list celeb every frame.
Watching Swift stack features like a kid collecting rare Pokémon cards—next week, expect a rare holographic ‘Elvis‘ cameo or a Sasquatch verse. Can someone call the FBI, this collab list is suspiciously stacked.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Callie Ahlgrim
More Articles in Entertainment
Doom Devs Drop Hellfire Expansion While Xbox Drops Entire Team
MrBeast's Candy Empire Faces Sugar Crash, Now Selling Ethics Instead of Joy
Sydney Sweeney's $1M Flop, Trump-Approved Jeans & Bathwater Soap Fiasco
"Industry" Keeps Breaking Hearts, Not Emmy Voters’ Wallets
K-Pop Idol Confirms Ramen Budget Bigger Than Event Paycheck
America’s Best Steakhouses Awarded for Outsiders’ Weird Reasons, Not Steak
Anne Hathaway Drops 40, Finally Quits Living That 'Awkward Life'
