Now You Can Venmo Uncle SamâBig Mood Bankruptcy Energy
In a move straight out of 'late-stage capitalism: the app edition,' you can now Venmo the U.S. government to chip away at the massive $36.7 trillion debt. The federal website proudly dishes, 'it takes Venmo,' because what screams fiscal responsibility more than sending pocket change via your phone app to the worldâs biggest financial sinkhole? As the article puts it, 'Yes, you can now Venmo Uncle Sam.' So next time you owe your friend for dinner, maybe toss a few bucks to fund billion-dollar corporate giveaways too!
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Tell me youâre in deep debt without telling me youâre in deep debt: now you can Venmo Uncle Sam. Because why pay off friends when you can send microwaved crumbs to the empire of trillion-dollar IOUs?
Variant 1: Oh great, from late-stage capitalismâs playbookâ'Let's Venmo our way out of a $36.7 trillion hole!' Next up: PayPal for bridges we never build and hospitals we never fund.
Variant 2: This is giving 'Send a Shooter to Fix a Flood' energy. Like, sure Venmo makes you feel generous while our governmentâs credit card maxes out faster than your dating app swipes.
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Drew Anthony Smith
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