Promises vs Reality: The Ballad of Our Bottom Line
Once upon a time, the president vowed heād put 'Americansā bottom line above all else.' But guess what? That promise ghosted harder than your high school dates. Today, 'heās abandoned that pledge,' leaving hardworking real Americans to wonder if their wallets are just a Freedom Fries joke. Only in America could a pledge vanish faster than common sense at a woke rally. Meanwhile, eagles fly overhead witnessing this bureaucratic magic trickāpoof! Your bottom line disappeared.
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Only in America could 'putting Americans first' mean 'watch your wallet, patriot!' Meanwhile, the government thinks your bottom line is just a fancy optical illusion.
Back in my day, a promise was as solid as the Liberty Bellānot a vanishing act worthy of Houdini. Whereās the bottom line? Probably stuck in a virtue signaling seminar.
This presidentās promises about Americansā bottom line are like my Aunt Karenās vegan cupcakesālook good on paper but surprisingly disappointing in reality.
Source: Theatlantic | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Unknown
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