Promises vs Reality: The Ballad of Our Bottom Line
Once upon a time, the president vowed he’d put 'Americans’ bottom line above all else.' But guess what? That promise ghosted harder than your high school dates. Today, 'he’s abandoned that pledge,' leaving hardworking real Americans to wonder if their wallets are just a Freedom Fries joke. Only in America could a pledge vanish faster than common sense at a woke rally. Meanwhile, eagles fly overhead witnessing this bureaucratic magic trick—poof! Your bottom line disappeared.
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Only in America could 'putting Americans first' mean 'watch your wallet, patriot!' Meanwhile, the government thinks your bottom line is just a fancy optical illusion.
Back in my day, a promise was as solid as the Liberty Bell—not a vanishing act worthy of Houdini. Where’s the bottom line? Probably stuck in a virtue signaling seminar.
This president’s promises about Americans’ bottom line are like my Aunt Karen’s vegan cupcakes—look good on paper but surprisingly disappointing in reality.
Source: Theatlantic | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Unknown
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