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Wall Street Xmas: Rolexes, Brunello Coats, and Champagne Overload Expected

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  • •Business Insider surveyed over 100 finance professionals this holiday season about their gift wishes.
  • •Popular items include Rolex Daytona watches ranging from $16,000 up to $141,150 and $4,000 Dunhill jackets with gold buttons.
  • •Some respondents prefer experiential gifts like Swiss skiing or trips in Southeast Asia to physical luxury items.

This holiday season, Wall Street traders are dreaming big, or at least expensive. The ultimate trophy: a Rolex Daytona, priced modestly between $16,000 and an eye-watering $141,150, because why just tell time when you can also signal your bonus? Cartier Santos watches also made the cut, flexing between $4,800 and $77,000. Jeremy Balrup of Bloomberg contributes gym-bag envy with the sleek $370 P. Johnson travel tote—definitely to avoid that dreaded 'duffel bag dude' stigma. Fashionistas aren’t left out, eyeing $4,000 Dunhill jackets with gold buttons and Brunello Cucinelli’s $17,000+ shearling coats. For fitness, Garmin Venu4’s $550 smartwatch tracks everything from stress to ovulation, because Wall Street needs data on when you’re emotionally and biologically vulnerable. Experiential gifts like Swiss skiing and Southeast Asia escapes sneak in for those 'who have everything.' Oh, and no celebration is complete without a vintage Porsche or Ferrari F80, just casually starting at $130K. Because if you can’t expect a bonus, expect the bling or booze to mask the pain.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 12/18/2025 | Author: Alice Tecotzky