Toxic Crusaders Crawl Back From ’90s Pixel Graveyard
After a saga of delays that fans might call 'a discouraging journey,' the cult classic cartoon Toxic Crusaders finally stomps back into our lives as a side-scrolling beat ’em up video game. Retroware’s pixel art revival drops December 4 on every major platform, letting you fight alongside seven rad characters with 'unique movesets and abilities.' For anyone still waiting for season two that never came, this game bravely continues where the show left off — complete with returning baddies like Dr. Killemoff and his 'two bumbling henchmen,' proving toxic never went out of style.
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(1 of 3)Tell me you’re stuck in ’90s nostalgia without telling me you’ve been stuck in ’90s nostalgia: Toxic Crusaders finally drops a game in 2023. This is giving dial-up internet and Tamagotchis energy, but hey, at least they’re beating up Dr. Killemoff again.
Variant 1: Only in 2023 can we get a pixelated side-scroll of Toxic Crusaders, proving even late-stage capitalism’s recycling game is stuck in the ‘90s sludge pit.
Variant 2: This Toxic Crusaders comeback is giving extinct VHS rental store energy—like, hey kids, come get your fake nostalgia before it disappears forever!
Source: Engadget | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Jackson Chen
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