Venezuelaâs Top Military Simulates War on $3.99 Steam DLC
In a legendary flex of budget warfare, Venezuelaâs Military Academy of the Bolivarian Army in Caracas unveiled 'FPV drone simulators' this weekendâaka $3.99 Steam game 'FPV Kamikaze Drone' dressed in digital camouflage arcade cabinets. General Johan HernĂĄndez LĂĄre promised these cadets are 'ready to destroy the enemy,' while likely playing the same game your little cousin bought last Tuesday. The simulators boast identical level menus, engine physics, and UI to the Russian-made indie title from HFM Games. Set against skyrocketing US-Venezuela tensions, this $4 arcade mashup doubles as state-of-the-art war prep and a perfect case study in âMacGyver meets Steam sales.'
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When your country canât afford real drone simulators so it raids Steamâs $3.99 bargain bin and slaps on digital camo, you know international warfare just leveled up into thrift store cosplay.
Nothing screams military innovation like turning a $3.99 Russian Steam game into the official Venezuelan army drone simulator. Next up: Mario Kart tanks.
Venezuelaâs army just discovered that downloadable games are cheaper than actual drones. Warzone meets Groupon, powered by budget brilliance.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 11/10/2025 | Author: Matthew Loh
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