Federal Cuts: Who’s Next? Even Orwell’s Confused

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In a move that feels like a secret dinner party with no RSVP, farms, ranches, and food groups are bracing for federal cuts, yet the agency itself won’t say 'who’s next.' According to the article, the 'federal agency won’t say who’s next,' leaving everyone in suspense healthier than their disappearing budgets. It’s the government’s version of 'guess who’s getting fired?' but with more acres and fewer exit signs.

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Federal agency acting like your dodgy Tinder date: promising commitment but just ghosting everyone who’s waiting for budget clarity.

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Cuts so mysterious even Sherlock Holmes retired, saying ‘I’m not paid enough to solve this one.’

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At this point, the farms wish they had a crystal ball instead of a federal brief.

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