Billionaire’s $325M Playground Now Government Garage Sale!
Here’s a once-in-a-lifetime chance to own a SIX-DECK FLOATING PALACE! The Amadea, seized from Russian oligarch Suleiman Kerimov, is up for auction with a hefty 10 million euro deposit required. Bob Toney calls it 'perhaps the most spectacular, exacting and beautiful ship any of us will ever see,' now basically sitting 'virtually untouched' since 2022. At nearly $1 million a month maintenance cost, think of all the community building as the US government steps into yacht babysitting! As Lisa Monaco put it, 'This yacht seizure should tell every corrupt Russian oligarch that they cannot hide.' What a blessing for aspiring mega-yacht owners!
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(1 of 3)Forget Monopoly money—now you can own a $325M yacht seized from a Russian oligarch! Who needs an island when you can host a pool party on six decks? Spoiler: it’s been ‘virtually untouched’ so feels brand new for the next billion-dollar splash!
This yacht’s been sitting so long it's basically a museum exhibit on 'How not to hide dirty money.' At least now it gives the government a fancy looking babysitting project!
Sure, $11.6M deposit sounds steep, but relative to $325M, it's just chump change. Finally, a clearance sale for people whose biggest worry is what to do with their 32-foot pool.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Aditi Bharade
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