US Slam Dunks Ecuador's Los Choneros & Lobos as Terrorists
In a plot twist juicier than a telenovela, the U.S. has officially slapped the 'foreign terrorist organization' label on Ecuador's two heavyweight gangs, Los Choneros and Los Lobos. No, these aren't new boy bands but actual criminal squads rocking Ecuadorâs streets, probably less 'singing' and more 'tenting'âwait, no, more like 'shooting.' This bureaucratic mic drop was announced with the flair of a Netflix season finale, signifying that the covert gangsters will now be the ex-gangsters in the eyes of Uncle Sam. Though no exact dollar damages were cited, these gang wars are surely costing more drama dollars than a prime-time reality TV marathon.
Share the Story
Nothing screams âinternational crime dramaâ like the US branding Ecuadorâs biggest gangs as terrorists, because when Los Choneros and Los Lobos get a VIP terror pass, you know law enforcement just hit 'big boss mode.'
Ecuadorâs gangs just got the ultimate invite to âFBIâs Most Wantedâ partyâspoiler alert: nobody wins, especially not the welcome committee.
Who needs Netflix when real life serves up âLos Choneros and Los Lobos: Terror Editionâ? The US just certified street gangs as certified VIPs in global chaos.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/4/2025 | Author: Michele Kelemen
More Articles in World News
Billionaire Bros Move T-Rex LLC Out of California to Avoid Paying Taxes; Dinosaur Surprised
Budget Airline Drops Deportation Flights After Discovering Politics Isnât Free
ICE Agent Did Exactly What He Was Taught, But No One Knows What That Means
Ukraine Turns to 'Invincibility Points' Because Dark Ages Were Too Mainstream
Trump Praises Colombian Presidentâs âToneâ While Global Drama Unfolds
Trump and Colombiaâs President Agree to Talk Before Possibly Watching Each Otherâs Backs
Taiwanâs F-16 Learns How to Ghost Pilots and Literally Drops Out
US Coast Guard Wins Hide-and-Seek, Catches Russian Tanker in Atlantic Drama
