US Slam Dunks Ecuador's Los Choneros & Lobos as Terrorists
In a plot twist juicier than a telenovela, the U.S. has officially slapped the 'foreign terrorist organization' label on Ecuador's two heavyweight gangs, Los Choneros and Los Lobos. No, these aren't new boy bands but actual criminal squads rocking Ecuadorâs streets, probably less 'singing' and more 'tenting'âwait, no, more like 'shooting.' This bureaucratic mic drop was announced with the flair of a Netflix season finale, signifying that the covert gangsters will now be the ex-gangsters in the eyes of Uncle Sam. Though no exact dollar damages were cited, these gang wars are surely costing more drama dollars than a prime-time reality TV marathon.
Share the Story
Nothing screams âinternational crime dramaâ like the US branding Ecuadorâs biggest gangs as terrorists, because when Los Choneros and Los Lobos get a VIP terror pass, you know law enforcement just hit 'big boss mode.'
Ecuadorâs gangs just got the ultimate invite to âFBIâs Most Wantedâ partyâspoiler alert: nobody wins, especially not the welcome committee.
Who needs Netflix when real life serves up âLos Choneros and Los Lobos: Terror Editionâ? The US just certified street gangs as certified VIPs in global chaos.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/4/2025 | Author: Michele Kelemen
More Articles in World News
BBC Boss Duo Bail After Splicing Trumpâs Jan 6 Remix
Iranâs Quds Force Fails Assassin Side Hustle In Mexico
Trumpâs Climate Absence Sparks Latin Roast at COP30 Brazil
Canadian Family Escapes Hot Bubble, Buys Japanese House Blindly
Kazakhstan Joins Abraham Accords: Because Why Not, Trump Wants a Club
