US Army Invents Drone Grenades, Promptly Deletes Video
In a stunning display of 'military innovation,' the US Army finally dropped a live M67 grenade from a drone in Germany this July â a tactic ISIS and Ukraine have 'been doing for years,' sources say. Not to be outdone, Fort Rucker hosted America's first drone-on-drone kill using a Claymore mine, because nothing screams battlefield superiority like turning drones into flying landmines. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth admits troops lack 'lethal small drones the battlefield requires,' while soldiers battle faulty video feeds, missing drone parts, and rain-soaked tech. With Ukraine leading drone dogfights and the Army running a crash course to catch up, Pentagon insiders report delays, learning curves, and a race against time â and Chinese drone swarms.
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The US Army just discovered drones dropping grenades isnât new, then deleted the evidence â apparently, innovation means repeating history with a detonation delay.
Congrats to the Army for inventing drone grenade drops in 2025! ISIS and Ukraine sent their regards from 2015.
Trying to catch up on drone warfare while pilots struggle with 'bad signals' and 'missing parts' â call it a crash course in military humility.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/24/2025 | Author: Chris Panella
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