US Sells 3,350 Mini Cruise Missiles to UkraineâSpeed, Range & Drama!
Brace yourselves: the US just proposed selling 3,350 ERAMsâExtended-Range Attack Munitionsâto Ukraine for $850 million, mostly funded by Denmark, Norway, the Netherlands, and a dash of US Foreign Military Financing. These arenât your grandmaâs cruise missilesâthey pack 500-pound warheads, fly 287 miles at 460 mph, and come with super fancy anti-jamming gizmos by Zone 5 Technologies and CoAspire. Fun twist: JFK-level congressional approval is needed (but Congress is basically hands-off). Delayed until Trump chatted separately with Putin and Zelenskyy this August, so these missiles carry extra political seasoning. Designed during Biden's watch, these cheeky missiles boost Ukraineâs arsenal to strike deepâthough Uncle Sam controls the GPS, so strikes on Russia need US thumbs-up. Talk about friendship with benefitsâmilitary style!
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The US just offered Ukraine 3,350 turbo-powered ERAMs: fast, low cost, and on a leash controlled by Uncle Sam. Because nothing says partnership like 'permission to fire' protocols and $850 million from Europe's wallet. Democracy, missile style.
Packing 500-pound warheads that fly 287 miles sounds fun until you realize they need Uncle Sam's permission to use them. It's like giving a dog a rocket launcher but holding the leash tightâpeaceful, inclusive leash management for the woke war zone!
3,350 ERAMs funded by Europe, approved post-Trump's double tĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte with Putin and Zelenskyyâbecause why rush missile sales when diplomacy style is 'slow dance awkwardly'?
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: Matthew Loh
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