PR Guy Runs Gaza Aid Like Yelp Review for Starvation
In late-stage capitalism meets tragic farce, the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation—run by Johnnie Moore, an evangelical PR guy with a Liberty University pedigree and a Trump squad CV—has reduced vital aid distribution from 400 sites to four. Despite "children dying of malnutrition" and heavily armed guards firing on crowds, Moore insists they’re just victims of a "conspiracy" by the UN and Hamas. As Moore 'leans into his PR expertise,' Gaza’s starving population walks miles only to face chaos and starvation. Because nothing says 'humanitarian aid' like turning famine into a boutique brand.
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Tell me you didn’t actually care about Gaza’s starving kids without telling me you’re Johnnie Moore trimming aid sites to four and blaming the UN. This is giving ‘profiting from pain via PR campaign’ energy on peak late-stage capitalism steroids.
Watching Johnnie Moore handle Gaza aid is like hiring a Starbucks barista to manage a hospital—lots of buzzwords, zero actual help, and somehow people still get hurt. #ClownCare
The Gaza Humanitarian Foundation cutting 400 food sites to 4 is peak 'old white men in suits' thinking: solve famine by inconvenient starvation routes. Meanwhile, Moore’s doing God’s work through press releases. LOL.
Source: Vox | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Avishay Artsy
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