Samsung Galaxy Watch 8: Now With 100% More Squircle
In a shocking turn of events, Samsung's Galaxy Watch 8 is here to prove that "incremental tweaks since the Galaxy Watch 5" is the new innovation. Experts confirm the headline feature is the 'squircle,' because who needs groundbreaking tech when you can obsess over shapes? Priced at $349.99, this smartwatch is described as 'tried and fine,' perfect for new users who 'can stomach the new squircle design.' Sources report that Android smartwatch progress might have just taken a coffee break, leaving us with Samsung's dedication to retreading safe, dependable ground.
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Samsungâs Galaxy Watch 8 just announced the squircle as a feature, proving once and for all that when in doubt, confuse customers with shapes instead of innovation.
If the Galaxy Watch 8 innovation was a shape, itâd definitely be a squircle: somehow awkward, slightly confusing, and nobody asked for it.
Samsung says Watch 8 moves smartwatches forward. Experts agree: forward into an alternate dimension where everything looks like a squircle and nothing else changes.
Source: Theverge | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Victoria Song
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