Hunger Games: Real-Life Edition, No Prizes Given
In what can only be described as an utterly baffling strategy, a former Israeli official calmly explains that the severe hunger causing Palestinian deaths is all part of the 'latest plan'. According to the official, the plan is really about something else, but as the article states, Palestinians 'continue to die of severe hunger'. What a blessing in disguise for global attention! As they say, 'everything happens for a reason,' and now we have an excuse to talk more about diplomacy. At least now, community building has never been more... intense!
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When your latest strategic plan officially includes hunger as a feature, you know diplomacy just hit a new low. Bon appétit! 🍽️ #InnovationInAction
Variant 1: Nothing says 'effective leadership' like explaining starvation as a strategic goal. Bravo on innovation! 👏
Variant 2: This plan is about as subtle as a starving raccoon in a dumpster. And way less cute. 🦝💥
Source: Newyorker | Published: 7/24/2025 | Author: Isaac Chotiner
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