Polestar 5: 884 HP Sedan, 0 Windows, $100K Sadness
After a painful five-year wait since debuting the Precept concept, Swedish-troll-Geely-owned Polestar finally leaked the Polestar 5, packing 884 horsepower and a $100,000+ price tag nobody asked for. This āfastback sedanā has no rear window because who needs visibility when you have 11 cameras stalking your every move? It charges from 10-80% in 22 minutes, proving you can still be impatient in 2025ābecause pulling a charger out mid-drive is peak millennial behavior. Built on 13% recycled aluminum (still missing 4%), itās basically eco-friendly enough for CEO virtue-signaling at Munichās IAA mobility show, all while limiting your top speed to a snore-inducing 155 mphāVolvo safety shackles live on. Polestar 6 convertible coming soon to double the awkward family photo opportunities.
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Nothing says 'future of driving' like a $100K car with no rear window but an extra 11 cameras spying on you. Polestar 5: peak Swedish paranoia meets billionaire's midlife crisis in electric form.
Built with 13% recycled aluminum and 87% existential dread, Polestar 5 is the eco-conscious way to outrun your guilt inches faster than a Porsche while staring at 11 cameras watching your every blink.
Polestar 5's battery has 106 usable kWh, enough to power your existential crisis about why a sedan needs more horsepower than a runway plane but still can't reach Volvo's 112 mph calm zone.
Source: Theverge | Published: 9/8/2025 | Author: Andrew J. Hawkins
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