Gavin Newsomâs 2028 Trump Target PracticeâDem frontrunner or just loud?
California Governor Gavin Newsom, juggling the sash of 2028 Democratic frontrunner and the title of Trumpâs favorite media punching bag, recently shared his 'core beliefs' in an exclusive Onion interview thatâspoiler alertânever actually revealed his core beliefs, probably because the question got cut mid-sentence. This campaign plĂĄn could be summarized as 'If you canât beat Trump, tweet at him relentlessly.' With national polls allegedly boosting Newsomâs status as the 'unofficial' frontrunner, the CA governor seems to have embraced the strategy of becoming the democratsâ ultimate Trump call-out guest starâwhether that wins elections or just degrees of meme fame remains the cliffhanger of 2028.
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Gavin Newsomâs plan: Out-shout Trump on media stages until 2028. Because subtlety in politics died faster than your cellphone battery during a pandemic.
If calling out Trump is a sport, Gavin Newsomâs already got the gold medal for 2028âs weirdest training regimen.
When your entire campaign strategy is 'Hey Trump!' on repeat, it's democracyâs version of thumb warsâfun but questionable athleticism.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/15/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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