ICE Detainees: Now Touring Indiana’s Slammer & Angola Spa!
Plans to stash ICE detainees in tough gigs like Indiana’s notorious 'Speedway Slammer' and Louisiana’s Angola prison have attorneys raising eyebrows faster than a TikTok scandal. These facilities, better known for making escape attempts look like bad ideas, are sparking 'problematic questions,' according to legal eagles watching the scene closely. With concerns swirling around what accommodating ICE in these heavyweight prisons really means, one can’t help but wonder if 'hospitality' here involves more bars and fewer cookies. Yep, lawyers are not thrilled about this new crossover episode — apparently, it’s not a collab anyone ordered.
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Turning prisons into ICE Airbnbs: because nothing says 'welcome' like locking people up in America's toughest sweatboxes. What’s next, yoga classes behind bars? #SpeedwaySlammer #AngolaVibes
Indiana's Speedway Slammer and Angola: apparently the newest hotels for ICE detainees, featuring all the charm of solitary confinement and communal regret.
Legal experts call it 'problematic,' but let’s be honest: mixing ICE detainees and these prisons is like sending a cat to a dog show and hoping for a tea party.
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Shannon Heffernan
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